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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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No go.

Still no good

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Then came..

Is there any way for Zelensky to prevent the United States and Russia from harming Ukraine's interests?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

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