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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Who would win in this boxing matchup between these two, Dillian Whyte or Samuel Peter?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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